It's a complete disgrace. I am about to have to dig up my front garden by myself and shift a couple of tons of earth that will be unwanted so that I can then spend several days on my hands and knees laying block-paving.
What I want to know is what all the lazy young dole scroungers are doing whilst I'm grazing my knees and putting my back out?
I'm paying for them to doss about on street corners, produce unwanted babies, destroy bus shelters and even paying for their Woodpecker cider!
The government should publish their names and addresses and bl33ding mobile 'phone numbers so us tax-payers can book them to do an honest days work for the cash they are ripping out of my pay-packet!
The result is that I will have to take time off work, wasting valuable recreational and recuperating time from my stressful job while these bone idle b4st4rds get increasingly drunk and rowdy at my expense. No wonder they don't want to work, they don't even want to learn valuable trades like patio-laying, hedge-clipping, grass-cutting or car-washing.
Flippin layabouts, the whole lot of 'em.

Grumblin' Dunc

Whingebucket Lane
Mutterville
Newgripe-upon-Whine