I just don't believe some of the things people do nowadays..!  What are they playing at?  I went into the shop the other day and I had to walk round and serve myself.  WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?  Where are all the shop assistants?  I tell you where they all are, they're sat on their FAT ARSES chewing gum and polishing their nails..!  And do they actually know where anything is in the shop...?  Of course they do...MY ARSE..!  That means another tramp round the shop trying to find where the bloody stuff is....and when you find it it's either sold out or just too bloody EXPENSIVE..!  And when you get to the till they make you queue up like piggin' sheep and close the soddin' till just before you get to it... and then you have to start queuing all over again.
And what about the stuff they sell in there..?  Frozen pre-cut chips...!  HOW BONE IDLE CAN YOU GET..? You'll be telling me that they do entire frozen pre-cooked meals next!  What's wrong with bread and dripping then..?  Didn't do me any harm..!
And to top it all when I eventually get outside the shop and I'm trying to load my 1958 split screen Moggy 1000 with my shopping when along comes this loud youth tearing along at speeds exceeding 20mph on a garish motor cycle and nearly runs me over.  Well it seemed like it anyway.  Then he roars off into the distance flaunting his dangerously sized number plate for all the world to see.  Could have had my bloody eye out with it....and would he have cared...?
Right then, I'm off to time the traffic lights, I'm sure they're changing far too slowly nowadays.

Roger Rant